HERE COMES STAGFLATION!

Here comes Stagflation, here comes Stagflation,
Right down Economy Lane.

McCain, Obama, all his reindeer
Pulling on the reins.
Phones are ringing, children screaming,
All is merry and bright.
Hang your stockings and say a prayer,
'Cause stagflation comes tonight.

Here comes Stagflation, here comes Stagflation,
Riding down Economy Lane.

He's got a bag that's filled with bills
For boys and girls again.
Hear those sleigh bells jingle jangle,
What an interesting sight.
Jump in bed and cover up your head,
Because Stagflation comes tonight.

Here comes Stagflation, here comes Stagflation,
Riding down Economy Lane.

He doesn't care if you're a rich or poor boy,
He loves you just the same.
Stagflation knows that we're America's children,
That makes everything right.
Fill your hearts with Christmas beer,
'Cause Stagflation comes tonight.

Well, here comes Stagflation, here comes Stagflation,
Riding down Economy Lane.

He'll come around when the phones ring out
It's Christmas morn again.
Peace on Earth will come to all
If we just follow the light
Let's give thanks to the President above,
'Cause Stagflation comes tonight.

'Cause Stagflation comes tonight.

Author of Parody: Colleen (C)